by jnjnhyuasunhaer April 25, 2022

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.
My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Mother Leader, also known as Blingqueen from Endless Online
Mother to all and loves even the most difficult ones.
Mother to all and loves even the most difficult ones.
by BlingQueen May 28, 2017

A woman who is iconic, consistently serves cunt, takes cares of her babies and becomes perfectly unhinged with a good drink in hand.
She’s so Mother that she drank her wine while holding that girl’s hair back during her was drunk vomiting. And she even kept her glitter platforms and fit clean as fuck through all of it. A true icon!
by Chinesechicken420 July 16, 2023

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021
