bens mom 

one ugly bitch
or my mom

damn bens mom makes my dad look hot

bens mom by the true ben May 5, 2005

I Am your mom 

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

I Am your mom by RandomThai555 November 11, 2002

Say Hi To Your Mom For Me 

A phrase implying that the person saying it "knows" your mother, but in the biblical sense; and that your mother is a woman of easy virtue. Interpretation depends on the context, of course. In the long tradition of putting down someone else's mother as a way of putting them down. Alternatively, just "say hi to your Mom."

Whatever, dude. And hey, say hi to your mom for me.

Say Hi To Your Mom For Me by Enonymous January 26, 2006

your mom 

an answer to any question if you dont know the answer.

Homie: Hey whats 2 plus 2??
Homie#2: Your mom!!

your mom by PuNkY July 15, 2003

your mom 

a phrase for use of backtalking and a good way to diss someone

-Man, you're ugly!
Yo mama ugly!

-I took him into the bedroom
I took your mom into the bedroom

your mom by Pokey December 3, 2004

Stereotypical Mom Jeans 

The classic pair of jeans commonly found on mothers over the age of 35. They are pulled up around 4 inches above the navel, and an overly accessed amount of butt room. Because these pants are pulled so high, the legs of their jeans end around 1inch above the ancle.

Good Friend: Alissa... Are you wearing Mom Jeans?
Alissa: All my clothes were in the wash! This is so embarrassing. And they aren't just Mom Jeans.. They are the Stereotypical Mom Jeans!
Good Friend: Roll up the bottoms to look like capris.. I guess you should wear a long T-shirt too..

Stereotypical Mom Jeans by Lexa1 May 15, 2007

Ur mom 

A simplistic insult used when all your ripostes have failed. Used commonly at school, chatrooms, and the comments on YouTube.

Ur mom's an example.

The above is how ur mom is used.

Ur mom by BondFan4518 October 9, 2008