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Josh

A Cunt.
Josh is a Cunt.
by KingOfTheBill$ February 17, 2019
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Josh Beitel

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.
A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.
by Tibereas September 28, 2018
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josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
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Josh

Josh is me
i am josh”
by JLev4122 March 2, 2023
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Josh effect

A phrase used to describe a very unlocks josh
Wow, Josh’s internet is down for the 4th time this week? Josh effect.
by EndlessAvA April 30, 2025
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Josh

A josh is a wild retard who squeals and yells all night then sleeps all day
1. Did you hear that noise last night
2. It was probably a josh
by Hanky danky Phil August 25, 2021
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Josh

Your 2 year crush who doesn’t like you back but says you are nice
I like josh
by gdm123 September 22, 2019
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