Jake Paul

Cancer

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*

by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best.

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Jake

The most loving caring guy in the world, he loves his girlfriend to bits, if anyone touches his girl he will smash them over, a lovly man, overly tempared sometimes and overprotective but thats alright.

jesse bit me and my boy Jake wanted to smash him over

by ran36 December 4, 2018

Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls

Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet

by Orrange_ January 19, 2022

Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.

Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.

by The, shipper October 29, 2019

Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him

Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole

by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022

Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.

eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”

by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023