jacob

A “jacob” is a great,funny, popular and athletic guy who is loved by everyone who he meets. He is tall and good looking he is a great kisser aswell.

Wow i wish i was as popular as a “jacob”

by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018

Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.

"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"

by Lardext May 29, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.

Shaina: Did you here that bitch Jacob.

Dana: Who Jacob?? He’s the best stop being so fucking fake!

by Mushu.someone November 18, 2019

Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.

Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy

by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021

Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.

Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!

by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020