When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
Get the Just Shy of Waist Highmug. By definition, terrorism is an act of disrupting the peace to coerce a government/civilian population in order to further your own goals.
by Ludsam February 20, 2024
Get the Just Stop Oilmug. From Steven Colbert (6-20-07).
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.
by tuf July 19, 2007
Get the just-ishmug. dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
by mewsem October 23, 2022
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. 
Get the It’s just some guy I work withmug. by Thebutcher June 12, 2019
Get the Just woke up the butcher.mug. My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023
Get the Do you ever just fuck a burrito isamug.