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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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Gold-hat

Individual working for a company or team that is deceiving, intentionally withholding of pertinent information, falsifies documents, or attempts to sway one’s decision with a “shit eating grin”. Individual who sets up their subordinates for failure by not properly training them, then blames them for any mistakes.
Derived from the deceptive practices of superintendents/project managers of contracting company Hensel Phelps and the gold colored hard hats they wear.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the wall, but she just smiled- What do you expect, she’s a gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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Bucket hat retard

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
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Hat trick

Penetrating a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus in one sex session.
Man, Lara was great. I gave her the hat trick last night.
by Julester July 14, 2017
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no hat

i’ll take yo bitch no hat
by thrustyd November 2, 2021
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wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
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Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.
We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.
by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016
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