Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
Get the Facebook groundhog mug.An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.
Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
by huecodoc2 November 5, 2013
Get the Facebook pout mug.A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook
I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
by Sinkid` January 4, 2011
Get the Facebook Moment mug.When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Humor mug.It's the first snow of the year and there's a Facebook frenzy where everyone is posting about the fact that is snowing like the sky itself is falling.
by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012
Get the Facebook frenzy mug.When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.
Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.
by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015
Get the Facebook War mug.The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.
Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
by burning bacon June 5, 2012
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