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Military Dad 

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
My dad is a military dad
Military Dad by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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dog dad bait 

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.
Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.
A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.
"You are acting like my dad "
My Dad by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021
MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!
hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD
My Dad by My Dadd August 22, 2021

bennetts__dad 

I'M BENNETTS__DAD AND I'M WRITING THIS!! I AM THE MOST COOLEST PERSON IN WORLD!!!
"Bro have you heard about bennetts__dad? He has some of the best mutuals! " "damn bro! I might wanna be his mutual"
bennetts__dad by Quillian8 August 28, 2021

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.
Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!
your dad loose by Kivikallo August 30, 2021