crack and slurp

In order to fully enjoy balut, you must take these actions.
Not to be confused with crack and sizzurp... or any sexual action.
The almond-eyed man emerged from his boat, and proceeded to enjoy some balut by using the crack and slurp technique.
by yellowfellow1024 November 26, 2006
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mexican crack shot

When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.
Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!
by Randal Flagg November 08, 2007
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Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
by Togepi69 June 14, 2017
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Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.
by greyshark7 April 26, 2011
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crack back betty

AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.

DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.
I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....
by LIVNSAUCEY August 19, 2011
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bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf
Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt
by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff July 22, 2017
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