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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Club Penguin

A legendary internet platform brutally murdered, and continued in the form of "Club Penguin Island" which is nowhere near as good.
by DrTwitch April 4, 2017
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Gacha Club

A new and improved version of the current games made by 21-year old Lunime. (Gacha Life, Gacha Studio, Gachaverse, Pocket Chibi, Gacha Resort, Gacha World, etc.)

It is an anime-styled game where you can customize characters, and make a small movie out of them with it's enhanced features of props, backgrounds, chat, poses, and more. You can also play mini games, have epic battles to train you, buy more props, pets, warriors, etc. It is full of opportunities for creativity. Sadly, the gacha community intoxicated gacha life in around 2019. And that resulted in gacha club making features as clothes that are NOT the same color as the skin.

Despite that, the community has still found a loophole to create gacha heat.

A lot of YouTube/ TikTok's content has been intoxicated by the community.

There are still people trying to fix this, like YouTuber Big Mama Eternal and others.

There is still good content surrounding gacha club/life. Really talented artists and editors have made gache a more welcoming community.

Some people are attempting to fix this with rants.

I hope that one day the community will be a less s¢xualized community.
Kaylee: "Can I see your Gacha Club OC? "
May: "Yeah, sure! "
Kaylee: "Ooh, I love her outfit! "
by SleepLateCait May 31, 2023
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Club CAB

Generally, an awesome place to party, and a better place to live. If you leave Club CAB sober, you did it wrong.
Have you been to Club CAB? Hell yeah, It was CRAZY!
by Branthadace March 19, 2011
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Dallas buyers club

The film tells the story of Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey), an AIDS patient diagnosed in the mid 1980s when HIV/AIDS treatments were under-researched, while the disease was not understood and highly stigmatized
He looks like he's a member of the Dallas Buyers Club.
by BLKQUEN73 April 17, 2021
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Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.
Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club
by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022
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Frequent riders club

An exclusive club for alpha dudes who have banged 25 or more women, most of them being hookups, one night stands, casual sex.
Mark got his 25th lay. Now he is also a member of the frequent riders club.
by Chaxxx July 27, 2017
mugGet the Frequent riders clubmug.

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