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Chris

terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
by bigman5482 August 3, 2020
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Chris barth

a Minnesota man that likes to fuck guys in their butt pussy.
I’m going to fuck you like Chris Barth tonight.
by dusty89 August 4, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.
Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.
by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020
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Chris Calhoun

One chill ass dude! If you're having a party make sure you invite him. He'll make any party an everlasting memory.
Man you're so cool I oughtta call you Chris Calhoun!
by HippieDream420 August 9, 2020
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Chris

by B3RD August 14, 2020
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chris

lying cheating ass. pretends to love you but when you start dating will cheat on you immediately. never trust chris. he’s a stoner/skater boy who smokes weed all day everyday. he’s a piece of trash. he has small dick energy. he’ll also do whatever it takes to get inside your pants
oh look chris is high again
by 1234509816254 August 20, 2020
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chris hughes

Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.
by A. Huggies June 9, 2020
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