emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

by Debater Guy December 3, 2013

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occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.

I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.

by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010

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its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick

BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by NICONATOR December 16, 2009

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boner ghost

When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.

George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.

by Sephtis February 6, 2015

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Booze Boner

An affliction caused by watching a television show or film depicting the consumption of alcohol, possibly leading to intoxication, which causes a desire to imbibe.

Dude! Everytime I watch that "Three Sheets" show I get a major Booze Boner.

by tomaszmajewski February 25, 2010

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Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010

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