Booze Boner

An affliction caused by watching a television show or film depicting the consumption of alcohol, possibly leading to intoxication, which causes a desire to imbibe.

Dude! Everytime I watch that "Three Sheets" show I get a major Booze Boner.

by tomaszmajewski February 25, 2010

boner ghost

When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.

George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.

by Sephtis February 6, 2015

Weird Boner

A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an “unusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.

Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner

by kajenayyy June 2, 2018

jelly boner

The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.

girl " Wanna mess around?"

boy " Naw I have a jelly boner right now."

by jello bean August 22, 2011

occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.

I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.

by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010

boner dome

its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick

BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by NICONATOR December 16, 2009

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010