Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks

Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block

by kitkit katkat October 08, 2020

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

National block Cori day

Everyone will block Cori on November 5th

Person 1: hey are you friends with Cori?
Person 2: hell naw its National block Cori day😐😐🖐

by dummy 🤫 November 05, 2020

shot blocked

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.

by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011

Bukake-Block

When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong

Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood May 17, 2018