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Asshole Tax

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.
by meatbeans February 18, 2021
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Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.
Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.
by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022
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Asshole

A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy
Watch out! This asshole in front of us doesn't seem considerate enough to realize others share the road, too.
He just left me here for no reason, what an asshole.
It was a racist comment only an asshole would think of.
by The2ndGasJockey August 15, 2018
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Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018
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asshole

A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
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slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023
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