pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019

apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 4, 2019

Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020

Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.

I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple

by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020

Apple

Apple

Apple

by anonymous November 30, 2020

apple

a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year

hey fuck apple

by axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwerfwt December 3, 2020

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed and looks at the camera too much.

Coomer #1: Bro, have you seen the new Riley Reid video?!
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.

by A1burt December 4, 2020