crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids

oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them

by y05k February 19, 2019

Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.

I want to eat a large red apple.

by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018

Love Apple

Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.

glitchy: "hey guys im glitchy"
love apple: "OMG HI GLITCHY PLEASE SIGN MY BOW!!!!!!!!!!"

by unubun October 24, 2024

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024