Sweaty taco

The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.

Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."

Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"

Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"

Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."

Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."

by B!B! November 15, 2012

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Taco Belled

When you buy a burrito or any other wrapped type food item and the insides are not mixed up. For example when you buy a bean burrito and the first bite is all tortilla, the second is mostly cheese, and then you finally get some beans with the third. You have been officially been Taco Belled when you find this completely ok.

Man that burrito was good but good thing I've already been Taco Belled because those insides were not even remotely mixed together.

by ihatekale June 30, 2011

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taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.

hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!

by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021

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Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008

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