Ethan Hawkins

A specky twat that has a stupid ass haircut that looks like a ugly ass dog called Berty
He is anonymous af
He is self righteous

He is epikly un Epik

Uhhhh.. it’s Ethan Hawkins

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019

Ethan

A cool dude.

Ethan is a cool dude.

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Ethan Stephenson

To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.

Wow that dude is a loser, his name must be Ethan Stephenson

by Renno911420 April 23, 2022

Ethan Kinnie

A depressed person

Chao: you’re like so sad, don’t become an Ethan kinnie over this!

by Glass2323 February 8, 2023

Ethan

Humongous cock. Will literally destroy your pussy. Fucks everything.

Ooooh I love Ethan’s cock!

by Snsnisinns May 10, 2022

A tight Ethan

The act of one being tight with ginger or dyed red hair

Man can you believe the dude pulled a tight Ethan on us

by The Yoda peacock boy May 25, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the chief. He makes gourmet food for his girlfriend. He loves to slowly cook her delicious meals to fill her little tummy.

Ethan is a chief when he cooks Lacey food

by Gimmeyo$ September 8, 2022