Kewpee Special

a sexual act that consists of a female using her foot, mayonnaise and mustard.

Carl: that chick will do anything with her foot, mayonnaise and mustard for $170
James: I think they call that the Kewpee Special

by Lvebukit88 February 11, 2014

Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.

Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.

by -I$zey January 2, 2022

Marv Special

Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.

“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”

by Casillas and Puyol December 21, 2022

Deshaun Watson Special

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.

Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.

by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024

Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

Somolia STD special

you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.

i gave that somolia STD special to that single mother and her child last night it was amazing!

by seachips May 6, 2025