National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast

Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day

by issaethan July 7, 2020

ur mom

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

by Evantounge July 16, 2020

ur mom

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020

ur mom

Typically another word for "funny"

Arcimela: ur mom
Nothing Da Thing: lol

by b.link/gang August 8, 2020

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020