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"I really like Nick, but I’m not interested in dating anyone. I think it has more to do with undisclosed personal insecurities than anything. Nick is an awesome guy but I don’t want to pursue anyone right now."
by Spogbob July 8, 2019
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..
The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!
by MKU0 February 11, 2019
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person

a person. a person is, well, a person. you are a person reading this behind the screen. i can talk to people, but not through the interwebs. we can only call, text, and facetime. cheese is something commonly eaten by persons. poop is something that comes out of a person's ass. babies are tiny objects that come out of a person's vagina and grow up to be another person. people have existed since God created the planet earth. jehosus died for the sins people committed. the first people were adam and eve. the last people were andrew and ella. person; a word of meaning.
"damn, look at dat person. they thicc"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"
by Jehosus December 30, 2018
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Your favorite person#1728

this person is friends with a mentally deranged 'person' . dont believe me? check the only other defenition. like wtf is that
dont search Your favorite person#1728 on urban dictionary, you will see horros
by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022
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