by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!
Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!
Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato
by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

you are potato. you define potato. be potato.
(potato the perfume)...............................
my couch boils potatoes
(potato the perfume)...............................
my couch boils potatoes
i have potato the perfume
by potatosquadlover123456789 February 26, 2023

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.
by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato.
-Potato?
-Potato
-Potato
by DrPotato September 28, 2017
