Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024

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Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 01, 2023

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