Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

The mud

Bellmead TX

You grew up n the Mud not in Waco.

by Wacoan April 12, 2025

Mud people

People who are the degenerates of bellmead, Tx.

Did you see the mud people on the news last night. They had every officer in the mud after them.

by Wacoan April 12, 2025

Mud

A name you would call your friend

Homie 1: Whats going on mud”!
Homie 2: Nun much muddy

by Timmothy boniqua Antonius jr. April 14, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

While vigorously engaging in anal sex, you get the fecal matter inside churned up, then drop in a cup of ice chips and resume fucking the butthole, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee.

Me and the old lady were buttfucking last night and I made one helluva Alabama Mud Slushee in her ass. It ran out and got all over everywhere

by Headshok1962 April 21, 2025

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025