the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

Mother

Give birth to.

She's mothered two foals who have gone on to become impressive dressage competitors.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

loose ball mother

something good happened/good

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Mother Sigma

Works as a substitute for mother fucker but is seen as more volatile and should only be used when wanting to hurt someone's feelings to the fullest extent, seen as great disrespect when used and definitely shouldn't be used in your day-to-day life

Jake: Bro I hate you mother sigma
Everyone else: Gasps at such a cruel expression

by The one who farts and rocket April 12, 2024

Mother

You are adopted

My mother said I'm adopted.

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 4, 2020