smelly socks

the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory

we are hanging the smelly socks today

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.

Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".

by Stelathy September 7, 2021

sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019