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Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers
Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party
by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019
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Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.
"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019
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Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.
Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.
by Cronton August 28, 2025
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socks over sweats

When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises
Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats
by BigDarrel May 29, 2020
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Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.
The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.
by Tank Miller April 24, 2024
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Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.
My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.
by Books and Babies August 11, 2025
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sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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