Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”

by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020

Simp

S uckas

I dolizing
M ediocre
P ussy

A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..

Guy 1: yall know Ahmed no3mani (zombie) he is a major simp, he literally follows every girl on Instagram and I bet he is following every girl on your Instagram account

Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO

by ur friendly neighbor spidy boi April 11, 2020

simp

Mordecai from Regular show.

"Mordecai is such a simp"
"how?"
"bruh he killed his best friend just to see a movie with a girl who doesn't care about him"

by goodmorningwhore April 4, 2020

Simp

Geo and Yadi.

“Dang look at that simp geo!”
“Look at that women praiser Yadi! What a simp!”

by Locotacopablo March 31, 2020

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

simp

aubrey laurent

omg look it's aubrey simping over a new boy

by aubreyyy_laurenttt March 27, 2020