Sexually Deprived 

When you havent had sex, or havent had sex in such a long time, that you start getting annoyed at everything. Normally this turns into arrogance and ends up with the person fighting everyone

You are so sexually deprived Brian! Go blow your load and chill out.

Sexually Deprived by Ryanisamess July 12, 2018

Sexually Hungover 

A state where someone has had a lot of sex one day and is still tired from the sex the next day. Often accompanied by not thinking as clearly as one would normally.

"Dude i'm so sexually hungover, i'm still exhausted from the great sex last night"

Sexually Hungover by MikWill July 12, 2009

Sexually Idle 

1.) The state of being celibate despite at one time being sexually active.

1.) "Man, it's been two years since I've seen an actual, female nipple." "That sucks dude, theres nothing worse than being sexually idle."

Sexually Idle by elfontheshelf August 19, 2014

fluid sexuality

A person who experiences fluid sexuality will experience changes in their sexual orientation, whether over a lifetime, years, months or sometimes weeks or days at a time.

People who identify as having fluid sexuality often see it as a distinct sexual orientation.

A person with fluid sexuality may be attracted only to men for much of their life but gradually experience a growing attraction to women.

A person may only be attracted to men for a number of months, then experience equal attraction to both genders for a period of time, then experience attraction to neither gender for a time and so on. This would be fluid sexuality.

fluid sexuality by Trixie42 December 12, 2011

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch 

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch by TOG47 February 18, 2011

sexually ambiguous 

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.

Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.

sexually ambiguous by killa wharl March 16, 2016

sequal 

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

sequal by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008