Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009

sackle pie

The thing all football players take a big bite out of after tackling the opposing quarterback.

UGA player: NOM NOM NOM!!!!! I'm loving that sackle pie bitch!

Auburn Player: *sigh... I suck, and have no friends.

by random 1348 July 28, 2010

Sack Zap

The small amount of radiation that breifly shocks the male genitals when a text is received and the victims phone is in his pants pocket.

I always get that uncomfortable feeling of a suspicion that my sperm count goes down a notch every time I feel my phone virbate in my pocket, damn sack zaps

by superjeenyus January 27, 2010

sack

An expletive used to exclaim great unlucky circumstances.

1. "Sack! I stubbed my toe!" or
2. "Oh Sack, my mother-in-law's STILL alive!"

by ChiChiLeBlanc January 29, 2010

Sack Deep

When you are so involved with a situation and it is also one that may require assistance; when someone is a little less than waist deep in something; when you are in a situation wher your position is either extremely favorable or extremely unwanted.

"Dude I am sack deep in a sausage fest, get me outta here!"

"Dude, I was sack deep in the mud when i stepped out of my truck."

"Dude, I was sack deep in her all night!"
"Dude, I woke up and realized what i had gotten sack deep in last night!"

by timtimtimmah March 10, 2010

sack of russets

The unflattering effect of a large unshapely female posterior squeezed into tight pants.

spandex + cottage cheese bootie = Sack of Russets

by Pedro von grovellor June 16, 2010

Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"

-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.

by LaGarrius July 8, 2010