The Purple Man is watching you.
by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught
And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!
by Clili August 28, 2016

by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021

by boyinpleasure October 26, 2013

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting
by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

by edna5000 May 30, 2022
