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machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
mugGet the machineel treemug.

Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable
Stop being a tree
by Legin86 April 5, 2019
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree House BCN

A place where creativity sparks and where quality content is created.

A Tree House is a place that feels like home, inhabited by a family of like no other.

Its success comes from the Tree Formula. Everything in life starts with a seed, an origin. And it's only from a good foundation that great brands are built, ensuring global coherence to make the tree grow.

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1: "Do you know that creative agency from BCN?"
2: "YES, of course! It's TREE HOUSE BCN!"
by Digital-Monster November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tree House BCNmug.

tree

you had the tree
by loolygag November 22, 2017
mugGet the treemug.

tree

Someone who is shady or rude behind you back. You use the word tree because it creates shade.
Stacy is Spreding rumours about me she is such a tree!
by yellow sun :) November 6, 2019
mugGet the treemug.

Tree

The word tree means "weed"(loud,med)
Ay nigga you got that tree said Sam.
by kincaidc1 August 22, 2014
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
mugGet the Tree Trunkmug.

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