by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
Get the Iron horsemug. Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
Get the fall off your horsemug. (usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024
Get the tiny horsemug. by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019
Get the race horse streaksmug. Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
Get the Horse cockmug. by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
Get the horse cock torres(tripod)mug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Horse, Red, and Throatmug.