your mom

an over used townie phrase. townies seem to think its some kind of insult, and the stupid townies, thats all of them, reply with 'your mom' to whatever you say to them ........................................................ idiots

Normal dude: hey, do you know where there bus station is?
Townie: YOUR MOM!

Normal dude: excuse me
Townie: YOUR MOM YOU FUKKIN FAGGOT!

by deadlyangel June 10, 2006

mandeep's mom

shit face fucker

Aaron:yer mom is hot
Mandeep:i know i would do her too

by yeah January 13, 2004

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005

Rocker Mom

Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".

Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.

by the JE55 October 24, 2008

ur mom

Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".

Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*

by prvt asscancer September 25, 2012

Your mom

1. When you have no other comebacks.

2. Also used as jokes to another when bored.

Example 1:
Your stupid!
Your moms stupid.

Example 2:
What are you doing the long weekend?
Your mom.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Phenom Mom

A mother who is just off the hizzle. You know, one that cleans the house, cooks the food, and most importantly buys you beer. Ya swiffin'?

When the fridge aint stocked, you can always count on a phenom mom.

by Stevie Y December 3, 2004