D.B.Y.M.O.S.E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010

B.A.D M.O.F.O

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017

M.O.I.P.

Making out in public.

One who loves to make out in public.

That keytar player is so hot. I bet he likes to M.O.I.P.

by DRP1111 June 14, 2010

M.O.I.S.T

MOIST, sounds creepy when you say it doesnt it?
a M.O.I.S.T is a MAN.with OVERLY INFANTILE SEXUAL TENDENCIES aka a child toucher.

look a that crossing guard holding that boy's hand, what a M.O.I.S.T

by sexontherun December 14, 2009

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

M.O.

Abbreviation for make out.

See that chick over there. I totally M.O.ed with her on the dance floor.

by crobot July 29, 2005

M.O.B.

Mothers (and others) Opposing Bush -- an organization based in Annapolis, MD who's sole purpose is to inform others of the dangers of the Bush Administration.

Hey, the people from the M.O.B. gave me some buttons today.

by Laura M. November 16, 2004