Alex: Today, in class, my friend and I kept laughing then annoyed the teacher. I must do it again soon!
Deeanna: Oh Alex, you're so infantile.
Alex: I know, I can't help it.
Deeanna: Oh Alex, you're so infantile.
Alex: I know, I can't help it.
by Significant Auxiliary May 8, 2014
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Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
by princess.peach December 30, 2009
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Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."
by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016
Get the Infantile Pillock mug.Happening regardless of the upbringing in the family where a child is raised, this phenomenon is where an infant or a young child identifies himself as an atheist until the age of 6 years, after which he / she will be old enough to start grasping the concept of religion like his / her parents and older siblings.
It's interesting to see how infantile atheism plays out; my four-year old nephew declared he didn't believe in God, even though his parents took him to church every Sunday!
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Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?
"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?
"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
Get the fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks mug.a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.
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