lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.
by Meredydd April 21, 2018
Get the Alabama Long Sleevemug. This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
Get the I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long runmug. Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.
Long-term flirting YAYA
Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012
Get the long-term flirtingmug. by anonymous February 3, 2022
Get the wills long dongmug. so this is when for you are saying something “hit different” and it’s a type hitting different feeling that lasts forever... and when saying it makes it hit 10x harder trust me you’ll feel it
by r4tb!tch August 7, 2020
Get the hit longmug.