jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC

i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)

by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018

jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus

A phrase used to express surprise or amazement at something.

"Oh my God, look at that!"
"SWEET MARSHMALLOW JESUS!"

by Mr. Cool Bean November 28, 2011

jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony September 10, 2005

Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.

Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.

by christian madril March 27, 2007

jesus loves me

this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus

jesus loves me so much

by coollikesnoopy January 17, 2018