A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 19, 2021
by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023
When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.
After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.
by sumnoidfucksgoats October 30, 2015
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
by HappyAssArrows June 03, 2022
“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.
by Shower-selling July 14, 2021
A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!
On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.
by BetterWisser April 23, 2019
by sineppenis May 09, 2014