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common groin hat

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025
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Hat

A type of headgear. There is an upgraded version of this known as a Nakahara Chuuya. The latter variety of hat usually is attached to a body that is 160 cm in height and has red hair. The Chuuya cannot be worn by just anyone.
Person A: Yo, is that a Nakahara Chuuya?
Person B: No, that's just a normal hat.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023
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blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
by pasha63 December 7, 2023
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.
Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023
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