Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.

"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"

by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010

Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.

On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Golden Antenna

When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.

dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team

by martys words August 22, 2011

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.

Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”

by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024

Nicholas Golden Valentino

He likes to cry about it..

Look! He's crying! He must be Nicholas Golden Valentino

by khaws November 13, 2022

golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.

Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.

by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017