Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

FAKING GAY

A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"

Bruh 1: Bruh 2, you're so stupid
Bruh 2: NO BITCH, YOU'RE FAKING GAY
Bruh 1: *despawns*

by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019

fake gf day

fake gf day is on 5 October after fake bf day(4 October)

n:what day is today?
m:today is fake gf day .

by dytzu August 1, 2022

Fake n' gay

A term that internet trolls commonly use to describe something as fake

"That jetpack ad was fake, and the jetpack is fake n' gay!"

by TheKardashiansShouldDie March 24, 2019

fake masker

someone who wore a mask because everyone else wore one until they stopped wearing it; sheep-like

eric became a fake masker after all his friends stopped wearing their mask too

by Dannyb96 June 11, 2021

Flake Fake

when a you invite a person and they agree to go but they make you think they weren't gunna come.

I showed up late on purpose it was A Flake Fake.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.

Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?

by hmu whenever December 4, 2018