by gojoswife January 19, 2024
Get the faggotmug. A bundle of sticks; useless as fuck.
A ball of seasoned and chopped liver, its good.
Also, A GAY FUCKER.
A ball of seasoned and chopped liver, its good.
Also, A GAY FUCKER.
by kryf_ June 13, 2024
Get the Faggotmug. 
by theladieslovemytinypenis January 16, 2024
Get the faggotmug. by Anita Max Wynn .. January 10, 2024
Get the friday faggotmug. An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
by Rockety June 11, 2019
Get the Faggot Precisemug. THE NEW ENGLISH DEFINITION OF FAGGOT
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
Dad: Why does my guy keep calling people faggots? Doesn’t he know that word is offensive?
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
by [ya boi] RAYYY March 16, 2024
Get the Faggotmug.