Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.

by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011

Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.

Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.

by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012

Facebook Smartypants

A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.

Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.

by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011