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David

David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.

He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.

He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.

It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.

One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).

David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
This guy is so amazing! He must be a David
by Danielle96 January 5, 2022
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David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!
by yaboiarg November 29, 2020
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David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
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Daviding

a mf who makes hella money and fucks bitches all day u gotta be like him

be like david
oh i see you daviding and shit

hell yea you know thats how i gawwin
by rty344 January 21, 2023
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David

David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!
Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough
by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021
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