David

A fucking blockhead gimp. Loves cock and eats shit. mentally insane and likes kids.

David stop, I’m only 6

by Monkeypp445 March 06, 2020

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(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.

He pulled a David yesterday.

by Eddie Camoreon October 19, 2019

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Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 20, 2020

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There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.

Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!

by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021

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Lover-boy, Very talented and collective. Tends to be very affectionate but only to the right people. They have the most interesting minds that wouldn’t make sense, until you entertained them. They love bringing people together to have a good time and you’d be surprised in bed.

I saw David and the party last night and suddenly the aura surround us was warmer.

by NewYorkYougins October 14, 2022

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