Lauren Bradshaw

Absolutely the most amazing woman out there she’s beautiful she’s kind, sweet and respectful she is without a doubt the closest you can get to perfect she’s definitely the funnest to be around and can lift anyone’s spirits

Lauren Bradshaw is the most amazing person in the worldddd!!!!

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjohn September 4, 2020

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock

“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”

by taylork18853 September 15, 2020

Pocket Bread

Alternative to PITA (Pain In The Ass)

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

anal beads

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER

by Austin<3 October 13, 2020