Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"

"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"

by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021

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Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

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jacob chang

he's the guy who likes to watch anime and gets grounded from his parents because he and his brother gets into an argument on who does the dishes and who needs to take out the dog and he does some chorus and he a popular video gamer and has a bright future on him and he wrestle for waipahu high school and he goes somewhere where he takes hell of long ass time and he goes to sleep and doesn't get on until the next day.

Jacob chang is one of the most anime fan ever and he likes to go on his ps4 and play modern warfare with setu. :/
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by PCBOYZHAMMAH808 May 12, 2021

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