double click

Taking two tokes in concession without passing to other members of the toking circle.

Secondary definition - to takeout of turn.

Also: double clicking, double clicked.

Person 1: you just took a toke.
Person 2: so.
Person 1: don't double click I want a toke!

Second example

Person cuts in line, "hey man, don't double click end of the line."

by MGDnweed June 18, 2011

double dump

A double dump is when one takes a shit, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones anus and then realises they have not yet finished taking a shit, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.

Two girl's standing by sink in public toilet.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.

by moolphir cockhand April 15, 2009

double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

Doubled Dragon

One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.

Did you see Kevin and jake last night? I walked in on them performing a doubled dragon !

by Terence towling March 21, 2019

double sportin'

When you're screwing two seperate Cougars without them knowing about each other.

My double sportin' days were over when Lacy found out about Melissa.

by OERIC January 5, 2009

Double T

An evolved form of Triple D. Someone who used to have DDDs in her unrestrained past but has now matured and lives moderately though she can still let loose with the best of them.

Tammy was totally wild in her Triple D days but since she got married is now a lying low, Double T, but still has that spark of the old days.

by Selfdog February 2, 2010

Double pumped

Means to send 2 text messages one after another with no reply.

I double pumped a text to him and still no reply.....think I'm getting the faze out

by Sammanator November 4, 2015