by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024
Get the french breadmug. The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
Get the French Pineconemug. Action.
To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away”
by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025
Get the The French Sniffmug. by Dimk Man January 7, 2023
Get the Big tiddy French friesmug. Bro listen to this french echo I did to you last night...
Bro watch me french echo your mum...
I can still taste that french echo you gave me last night... It's cabbage!
Bro watch me french echo your mum...
I can still taste that french echo you gave me last night... It's cabbage!
by Goat balls January 25, 2025
Get the French echomug. French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is
"àrhy leone fatootwuy"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is
"àrhy leone fatootwuy"
Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!
And thats French!
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!
And thats French!
by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018
Get the French spelling?mug. Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
Get the Chicago french toastmug.